36 funny travel quotes

36 funny travel quotes

Articles • Author: Ecosenpai • View count: 88 / 53 • Added: 2021-02-14

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2.  "Running to the gate is my cardio."


3. "Friend: Let’s go to Bora Bora. Me: Man, I wanna go, but I’m pora pora."


4. Me: “I want to travel more”, the bank account: “Like, to the park?”


5."I wish travel therapy was covered by my health insurance."


6. "Physically I’m here. Mentally I’m in a pool in Bali ordering my third mojito. "


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8. "Everyone is pregnant, engaged or getting married. I just wanna lose weight and travel."


9. "I just want to travel the world, overspend at IKEA and drink coffee while cuddling puppies."


10. "I don’t want a house. I just want to travel and pet a lot of dogs."


11. "I need 6 months of vacation. Twice a year."


12. "I’ve got 99 problems. But I’m on vacation so I’m ignoring them all!"


13. "It’s bad manners to keep a vacation waiting."




15 "You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy plane tickets, which is kind of the same thing."


16. "My parents complain I travel too much. I mean, I could be a drug addict, do they realize how lucky they are?"


17. "Some people spend their life searching for “the one”. I’m just searching for the one good travel deal."


18. "I don’t know where I’m going, but I’m going. Are you coming with me?"


19. "If you had to choose between true love or travelling the world, which country would you visit first? "


20. "Girls don’t wait for the prince anymore, they pack and travel the world."


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22. "Birds literally just eat, travel, and shit on things they don’t like. I don’t know about you, but that’s the lifestyle I’m striving for."


23. "I want to live in the world where searching for plane tickets burns calories."


24. "Everyone should believe in something. I believe I should be on the beach drinking Margaritas."


25. "I love those days when my only decision is whether to go to the beach in the morning or in the afternoon."


26. "Should I book another flight to go abroad? Brain: no. Wallet: no. Mom: no. Dog: no. Universe: no…I think I’m gonna book the flight."


27. "Going on a trip. Need about 5 outfits. I’ve packed 35 just to be safe."


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29. "Me: triple checked packing list Also me: *forgets underwear, contact solution, and favourite chapstick*."


30. "The airport is a lawless place. 7 am? Drink a beer. Tired? Sleep on the floor. Hungry? Chips now cost 17$."


31. "Worrying you’ve accidentally packed 3 kilos of cocaine and a dead goat as you walk through “nothing to declare” at the airport."


32. "I love those days when my only decision is window or aisle."


33. "If you look like your passport picture, you probably need a trip."


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35. "You know it’s time for a vacation when you start looking like the person on your driving license…"


36. "Travitude (n.) when you start to feel grumpy and sassy because you haven’t travelled in a while."


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